Sooooo.....the "new" FAKEBOOK....

So, the new "fakebook" has decided that the picture below is PORNOGRAPHIC!!!!! And they have banned me for three days!!! Can ANYONE please explain to me HOW this is pornographic??? Has FB not noticed the bullshit some of these teenage "hookers" put up???

WTF??? Is it a new rule at the "NEW FAKEBOOK" that says they have to be asswads???

Anyway!

Since I can't post there, I WILL post here!! Bwaaaahaaahaaahaaaa.....bite me you tight ass FB fakes!!!!

So....todays "insights" are below!! ENJOY!!!

So, I know you can't have as much fun here as on FAKEBOOK, but you can leave a comment below if you wish!  I just wanted to prove that "they" aren't going to keep this deviant down!!

Love y'all and see ya real soon!!!

"Horns"

Hmmmmm....why am I doing this

Did you ever wonder if maybe, just maybe, you didn't have as much going on between your ears as you thought?? I never used to, but now, well, let's just say that I wonder who left the friggin' lights on!!

I live in a holler, or hollow depending on where YOU live. Now for those of you that don't know what a holler is, it's the dank, dark, narrow strip of land running between two hills....you know, kind of like an ass crack! Hollers are usually dark and damp and you can find all kinds of fungus, including mushrooms, growing in them, you know, kind of like a nasty ass crack!

Anyway, I used to live in town, on top of the hill, now the fates have decided that I should live in a holler......I always have hated those vengeful bitches!! And the life I live is, well, some would call it peaceful and non-stressful.....to those idiots I say "Are you nuts??? I'm bored to death!!!"

So, to keep from loosing what little mind I have left I started a page on facebook called They're NOT horns, they're Halo holders

Now my life is filled with insanity!! LOL the good type, but still.

So as I sit here in this dank, dark holler, thinking of ways to offend most everyone I know, I get a few shits and giggles! What more could you ask for?? I mean really, I get to post off the wall stuff, some of it funny, some of it ironic and some of it just plain dumb, and people respond to it like moths to the flame!

It's awesome!! I am soooo in control!! LOL Not really, but damn, it is an ego boost!! Besides, they understand when I say "Inanimate objects fear me!!"

Anyway, enough shameless self promoting! I'm outta here!!